ALERT: Dog acrobat in Spurs-Mavericks halftime show

This chihuahua is America's greatest athlete. YOOOOOOOOO. This dog's got the around-the-neck move: This dog's got the tumbler-treadmill move: Heheheh a dog ran on your buttcrack, dude. Anyway. This dog's got the balance-and-pump-up-the-jam move: This dog's GOT IT ALL. DOG ACROBAT FOR EVERY ESPY. DOG ACROBAT FOR PRESIDENT. ALSO COOL SLEEVELESS SHIRT GUY THE DOG SHOULD GET ITS OWN SLEEVELESS SHIRT TOO I CAN'T STOP SHOUTING